Hilarious dating stories

Posted by / 09-Sep-2018 14:51

Just as I was thinking about my dream scenario, he came up and kissed me with his mouth wide open and slobbered all over me. A second later my mom pulled up and yelled, 'Way to go! As soon as we got into the theater, everyone coupled off and I was left with my crush.

In the middle of the movie, he started to make a move on me but stopped midway and started wiggling around.

As soon as I heard him coming, I jumped out and yelled, 'Boo!

' All of a sudden, a little girl screamed and started crying!

I had jumped out too soon and scared a kid who was at the museum with her mother.

I felt so bad, but my boyfriend and his little brother could not stop laughing at my mistake!

"It was my first date ever with a boy, and I had a slight cold.

We went to a nice restaurant, and while we were eating our meal, I sneezed — and a huge booger bubble came out of my nose! I jumped up as fast as I could and ran to the bathroom with my hands over my face.

There was one about the pyramids, and it had a giant maze attached.

""I was dating this boy and wanted to say something romantic to him over the phone, so I wrote a long letter to read aloud while talking to him.

When he answered the phone, I began reciting my letter nervously.

He stared at it, and then jumped up and said, 'Whoa!

' I looked over — and realized it was one of my used pads!

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